Friday, January 25

worst.lyrics.ever.


I wanna lock you up in my closet when no one's around WHY. WHO DOES THAT.
I wanna put your hand in my pocket because you're allowed oooo that's crazy
I wanna drive you into the corner and kiss you without a sound so...just trying to rhyme with "around"? cuz seriously who kisses without a sound.
I wanna stay this way forever I'll say it loud will ya?

Now you're in, and you can't get out great picture of marriage there avril

[Chorus]
You make me so hot TMI
Make me wanna drop WHAT does that even MEAN
It's so ridiculous you betcha
I can barely stop STOP WHAT??? ARRRRRGH!!
I can hardly breathe
You make me wanna scream then...maybe he's not the right guy for you...
You're so fabulous what guy takes that as a complement?
You're so good to me baby, baby
You're so good to me baby, baby

I can make you feel all better, just take it in just..take...it...in...does..not...compute...
And I can show you all the places you've never been laaaaame
And I can make you say everything that you've never said AGAIN. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
And I will let you do anything again and again oh avril, you don't mean that

Now you're in, and you can't get out (you know my thoughts)

[Chorus]

Kiss me gently
Always I know KNOW...WHAT???
Hold me, love me grovel much?
Don't ever go overuuuuuused

(repeat ridiculous chorus)

this song actually makes me kind of sick, because it's such a "i love you so much it's AWEEESOMMEE!" song and shows NO lyrical or musical talent whatsoever. am i making too much of a deal? probably, but those are my thoughts.

4 comments:

Jen said...

ha, i think you're right on. unfortunately, this is representative of...well, all of avril's songs. and probably most love songs on the radio...

Heidi-and-Seek said...
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Heidi-and-Seek said...

agree that the lyrics SUCK but besides that I actually kindaa think it's a catchy song. I think that we should probably make our own lyrics to sing along to it whenever it comes on.....like:
You want me to smoke pot
I think I'd rather not
It's so rediculous
I'm afraid I will get caught
I can hardly breathe
this stuff is gagging me
it's not so fabulous
it's so bad for me BAAABY BAABY

haha that turned out better than anticipated

sal said...

haha,this blog entry was a good distraction from homework. thank you. and i genuinely laughed.

heidi's lyrics definitely kick avril's in the butt